I painted on my face on purpose for this

Hey look, this is the new thing I was telling you about

Originally created for THIS video that also dropped today

Did you hear about the Chinese spy balloon hovering over Montana? The government wants to shoot it down, but the military doesn’t think that’s safe (yet). I think China just wants to get early footage of the next season of Yellowstone.

The Finds

• Speaking of China, the idea of TikTok is much less fun…